Red Elk Speaks

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open
heart bypass surgery. He awakened
from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at
a Catholic Hospital . As he was
recovering, a nun began asking him questions regarding how
he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, ‘Do you have health insurance?’

He replied in a raspy voice, ‘No health
insurance..’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have money in the
bank?’

He replied, ‘No money in the bank.’

The nun asked, ‘Do you have a relative who could
help
you?’

He said, ‘I only have a spinster sister, who is a
nun.’

The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
‘Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to
God.’

The patient replied, ‘Send the bill to
my brother-in-law.’